I'm a happy bitch-gay sir [05 Jul 2005|01:39pm] Jerry Springer=God Hick woman to her mom"You're nothing to me but an egg donor" Jerry "That's a bad yolk" Jess "Well maybe he was the penetrator, not the penetratee" Gay lover who is the cousin of his lover's wife: "We had great sex, don't you remember the whips, chains and handcuffs?" Jerry:"So, when you got the trailor, that's when everything went downhill?" You should watch Jerry Springer while eating taco bell. it's good. bunny!

[18 Aug 2004|03:04am] heyxshades: its like growl/emo/rock-pop/bad bunny!

[18 Aug 2004|02:20am] [ mood | we are looking for stuff to do ] ok, so me and the pookie were discussing the new rage of anti-pop popstars. and decided they need to die. heres a list why: -ummm, fiona apple and alanis morisette started the angry girl, badass rock-pop, shyt, so dont think about taking their places, cuz basically u suck -the new ones are quite teeny bopper to be honest -they want to rebel so much against trends that they have now formed their own trend -they suck at song writing -they need more than one fucking topic for each of their songs, i swear to God if we hear another song about being "so over" a boyfriend we might just go homicidal on their scrawny punky asses -youre not real singers or artists cuz you dont write your own music(oh, wait, you co wrote half your album about that one boyfriend who your apparently over, but wrote a shytload of songs about to tell us youre over him...ummm, baggage issues maybe?) -youre a bunch of whiny little bitches who dress stupid and dont wanna be fake(but wont write 100% your own music, and use other peoples compilations as your instrumentals) -you think youre cool cuz u wear converse shoes and vintage shirts with ripped jeans and dye your hair either all or partially black -you think youre some sort of badass cuz all youre friends are guys and you used to skateboard or were some sort of tomboy -if you have a reality show, on your life, you get an immediate pass to the front of the firing range -and last but not least, you ALL sound like britney spears with a sore throat *pookie's add-on -your music vidoes suck too. try a little harder than home/video footage. prove the fact that you are a little less shallow in your thoughts to actually, possibly, interpret your music. but that may e asking a little much because there isnt much thought process to "i am SO over you" but you jumping up and down in an elevator doesnt make any sense to the pieces of you. it is just another way to get another "emotional" shot of you. get over and try actually delving into the music a bit. k thanks 3say stupid shyt| bunny!

[05 Aug 2004|12:59pm] im just updating cuz there isnt anything to do really. life is slow, but going with the girls to coldstones blaring the darkness is amazing. yeah, its cuz were that awesome bunny!

[26 Jul 2004|06:04pm] [ mood | blah ] the pookie and the pickle have not been together in a bit. i miss the pookie. and the mikey. but yes, not too much goin on, the new layout loox amazing all thanx to hte pooke. she is wonderful. i heart her. p.s. i lvoe watching dating shows bunny!

[22 Jul 2004|03:54pm] [ mood | TRIUMPHANT ] HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! THAT IS BECAUSE I RULE!!!! now i gotta figure out if pickle agrees 12say stupid shyt| bunny!

[22 Jul 2004|03:49pm] [ mood | predatory ] yeah so i got the text color to change but i dont know why the background wont change. but i am glad to hear that those colors were mistakes because i was quite frightened by the colors when i saw the page. but i must continue my quest in vanquishing the evil purple background! ~pook bunny!

AMPED UP BIaTCH! hahahahaha [22 Jul 2004|01:46am] [ mood | aggravated ] ok, so the pickle has uhh, tried to amp up this lj, and i did it successfully, of course, cept uhh, i asked for a dark green background,a nd bright red writing, and the whole thing is purple?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?1?! yeah, idk what i did, but if the pookie or someone else has a way for me to fix, that would be much appreciated, and uhhh, more amping to come up soon. but i swear the damn colors wont work, like, i tried a bagillion itmes, o well, it prolly just doesnt like me. that makes me sad :( and no one likes a sad pickle. so, yeah. and me and the pookie are awesome. bunny!

[18 Jul 2004|04:39pm] [ mood | bored ] so i am back from disneyland and i survived without my pickle. luckily i was able to talk to pickle on saturday. the happiest place on earth was fun though. got a couple good pictures with tor and almost got hooked up with an aussie by his dad while in line for dumbo. if you want the full story ask. but i am off for now so i can rest up. ~pookie 2say stupid shyt| bunny!

[16 Jul 2004|06:18pm] ok, day one without my poookie. i am a lonely pickle, but alas, i shall get thru this. i must, for it shall show the true measure of mny strength. hahaha, im such a loser, well, ya, this is me and pookies lj, but u prolly figured that out. btw, i like their new keyboard and mouse, they are awesome. bunny!

Katie and me at odd hours of the morning. I should consider using time stamps [16 Jul 2004|01:15am] dunurwen: will you get out of my head? like, this is what i think every once in a while emoXsuks: hahahaham, its cuz you and i are like, the same person dunurwen: yeah dunurwen: pookie pickle, jessica kaite, same person. you dont even need the same letters emoXsuks: hahahahahahaha emoXsuks: totally emoXsuks: thats why i love you dunurwen: exactly emoXsuks: gahahaha dunurwen: and that is becoming an away message emoXsuks: what? emoXsuks: o, nm, im just dumb dunurwen: haha, good job emoXsuks: hey, im slow emoXsuks: like a turtle dunurwen: haha, oi emoXsuks: oi, are u oi-ing at me?!?!?!?!?!/ emoXsuks: yo woman, i odnt like that very mcuh dunurwen: i oi everyone dunurwen: i have the power of oi emoXsuks: but not the pickle emoXsuks: hahaha dunurwen: if anyone every asks what my secret power is, the answer shall beith "oi" dunurwen: wait emoXsuks: beith? emoXsuks: beith jessica? dunurwen: if anyone every askith what thy secret power is, the answer shall beith "oi" dunurwen: yes dunurwen: beith emoXsuks: oi dunurwen: NO dunurwen: only I have the power of oi emoXsuks: hahahahahah emoXsuks: then i say OI dunurwen: NOITH emoXsuks: and be the oneth that takeh thine powereth dunurwen: thou shalt not saith oi emoXsuks: hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha emoXsuks: hahahahahahahahhhhhhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah dunurwen: it is the 20th commandmet emoXsuks: nay, tis the 21, i made the 20th one day emoXsuks: i forgot it though dunurwen: the one before is thou shalt not stealth the power of the pookie emoXsuks: just liek the ;ast 9 emoXsuks: ok, i knwo that wa sone, and there were others dunurwen: alright then dunurwen: oi is 22 dunurwen: stealing my power is 21 emoXsuks: ill hafta make new ones starting with 11 cuz i cant remember and then ...no, oi is 21......ya emoXsuks: o okie dunurwen: dude, this convo shoudl go into an lj emoXsuks: wrti those down, adn then ya, ill work on some mroe emoXsuks: hahaha totally dunurwen: alright emoXsuks: hahahahahahahha emoXsuks: my pookie dunurwen: my pickle dunurwen: wow, its one emoXsuks: :-D<3 emoXsuks: ya it is dunurwen: i am leaving in 8 hours emoXsuks: o man emoXsuks: u might wanna sleep dunurwen: getting up is gonna be fun dunurwen: eh dunurwen: no emoXsuks: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha 4say stupid shyt| bunny!

[10 Jul 2004|01:10am] [ mood | psychotic ] ...it starts...MUWAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! bunny!

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